Wasted Time
I walked out of my first doctor’s office the other day. We had an 11:30 appointment at the dentist for Bean. Just to make sure everything looks okay with her choppers. I know good and well that there’s...
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It’s so Hard to not Bitch Out Loud
For crying out loud. Someone tell me that I’m not the only person who starts the day off by picking up TRASH off of the living room floor? Granola bar wrapper. You know what *I* don’t eat? GRANOLA...
View ArticleLet Me Tell You A Story!
Once upon a time, you went to the circus and were attacked by a rabid lion. That lion wrecked you. You have to go through rehab and also get to experience lion attack flashbacks. Your family walks...
View ArticleMy Eye is Twitching
The new job Sweety started in February? He quit yesterday. He was sick as hell last week and wasn’t allowed back to work until yesterday. We spent all last week tossing around what he was going to do....
View ArticleWhere Did All of the Feelings Go?
I ate all of those bitches. Seriously. I’ve spent the past 3ish years eating everything I can find. If I feel bad or upset, it’s nice to chew until my face hurts and then revel in that nice, fully...
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